Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Somebody, Nobody, Mad, and Brain
There were 4 people, one named Somebody, one named Nobody, one named Mad, and one named Brain. One day, Somebody killed Nobody. Mad wittnesed this, so he called the police. He said on the phone '' Somebody killed nobody!'' '' What?'' said the policeman. '' Somebody killed Nobody!'' said Mad. '' What! Are you mad?'' said the policeman. '' Yes! I am Mad! How did you know?'' said Mad. '' What! Where's your brain?'' said the policeman. Mad, thinking the policeman was asking where his friend Brain was, said '' Brain is in the toilet.''. The policeman put down the phone.
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Nice joke Sahithi :-) Here's more. Somebody and Nobody also had two friends called Everybody and Anybody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. Finally Nobody told Anybody and Everybody blamed Somebody.
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