The Lazy Artist

The teacher handed out sheets of paper to all the children in her class. The students were supposed to draw a cow. After some time, all the students had put their drawings on the teacher's desk. As the teacher was going through the stack, she came to an empty paper. It was Raju's. The teacher asked Raju " what is this? did i not tell you to draw a cow!". Raju replied, " it is a cow maam! here, i will tell you. it is a cow eating grass. see, the ground was covered with grass. then the cow ate all the grass. so there is no grass drawn on the paper. and because there was no grass, the cow went away!"

that day for homework, the students were supposed to draw a cat. after telling Raju that she would not accept a blank paper, she was satisfied. the next day, raju submitted a black paper with two yellow dots on it. the teacher asked him " because i told you not to give a blank paper, you took a black one and drew two dots on it. but how are those dots a cat?". raju replied, " see maam, it is a dark room. in a dark room, the cat's eyes glow yellow. but the body does not show. so i have drawn the cat in a dark room!"

the teacher left her job as a teacher the next day.

Save Me, Lord!

A Hindu, Muslim and Christian were drowning. The Muslim Cried "Oh lord Allah! Save me!". So Allah came and saved him. The Christian cried "On lord Jesus! Save me!". So Jesus came and saved him. The Hindu cried "Oh lord Ganesh! Save me!". Ganesha came, and started dancing on the shore. " Why are you dancing? Save me! I am drowning!" the Hindu shouted. Ganesha replied "When I was having immersion and was drowning, you danced on the shore. So now, when you are having immersion and drowning, I am dancing on the shore."


Moral= Stop polluting our lakes with the ganesha idols on ganesh chaturdi.

Somebody, Nobody, Mad, and Brain

There were 4 people, one named Somebody, one named Nobody, one named Mad, and one named Brain. One day, Somebody killed Nobody. Mad wittnesed this, so he called the police. He said on the phone '' Somebody killed nobody!'' '' What?'' said the policeman. '' Somebody killed Nobody!'' said Mad. '' What! Are you mad?'' said the policeman. '' Yes! I am Mad! How did you know?'' said Mad. '' What! Where's your brain?'' said the policeman. Mad, thinking the policeman was asking where his friend Brain was, said '' Brain is in the toilet.''. The policeman put down the phone.

Shut Up and Trouble

One day there were two best friends.One named Shut Up, one named Trouble. One day, trouble got lost. Shut Up drove all over town looking for him. He was so anxious that by mistake he broke the speed limit. So, a policeman stopped him. "What is your name?" he said. "Shut Up'' said Shut Up. ''How dare you say things like that to a policeman! Now, what is your name!'' said the policeman. ''Shut Up!'' said Shut Up.The policeman went red with rage. ''Are you looking for trouble!'' he said. ''Yes, I am! Have you seen him?'' said Shut Up. ''aaaarrgghh!'' said the policeman in fury. Shut Up, seeing his chance, drove away.