St. Potato's academy

St. Potato's acadmy is a school,
which teaches you the worst you can be,
Like: how to drool,
how to shout, and (of course) how to pout,
even how to wear your clothes inside out!

To them all rules are bad,
and discipline is even worse,
an A+ is (for them) truly sad,
a F- makes them proud!

So it happened that to St.Potato's,
there came a boy with manners,
while all his classmates threw tomatoes,
he wrote a report on tanners!

Every day, he was crisp and clean,
to everyone he was most polite,
soon he made all the students very keen,
to do their maths sums right!

St.Potato's academy was no longer a place,
for children of parents with no taste,
it became a respected organization,
and parents were hit with this realization:
"we should have admitted our kids there,
while there were still seats to spare!"